Like many of you, my wife and I are living under lockdown due to the global pandemic known as AD 2020 or as it will be known to my children, ‘Nam. Due to our isolation, our increased consumption of alcohol, and psychic damage collected over many months we have chosen, decided, and elected to have…

View fullsize Am I a joke to you? It’s common knowledge by now that you’re supposed to speak to your baby using adult words and phrases. “Let’s circle back on that,” you might say to a baby who is asking for milk. “How can I help you achieve your personal goals?” you could ask a…